FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

( Chapter Sixteen )

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS FRICKIN' AWESOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"

( Chapter Fifteen )

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

( Chapter Fourteen )

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

( Chapter Thirteen )

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

( Chapter Twelve )

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

( Chapter Eleven )

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

( Chapter Ten )

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

( Chapter Nine )

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

( Chapter Eight )

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

( Chapter Seven )